Know what pisses me off, huh? You know what- what really gets me mad in this life? It's the goddamn periodic table of elements--they've got 109 or so naturally occuring elements, then they've got 10 or 11 of these non-naturally occuring man-made elements! They give them names like Einsteinium, Californium, and Nobelium--and what I want to know is: if they're man-made just how the hell can they be elements, huh?